Let's face it -- when you're spending a ton of time playing video games,
you aren't spending time doing much else. That includes (but is not
limited to) working out, hanging out, drinking, eating, sleeping and
picking up chicks. Especially picking up chicks. Did we mention picking
up chicks?
Luckily, game developers feel our pain (and are also,
probably, way too busy to pick up chicks) and have endowed (literally)
their games with some busty and bootilicious babes. Our Top Five
virtual stunners are after the jump.
1. Samus Aran of the Metroid series.
The
top gamer babe is one most assume to be male -- until she takes off her
powersuit. Samus Aran has one of the biggest cult followings in all
gaming history -- and she didn't need to get naked to earn it. In the Metroid franchise, the bounty hunter completes missions given to her by Galactic Federation
while hunting the Space Pirates. Besides Metroid, Samus also makes numerous cameos in other popular games -- most notably, the Super Smash Brothers franchise, where her zero suit look (pictured above) was introduced into Brawl's gameplay.
2. Lara Croft from the Tomb Raider franchise.
In
an increasingly rare situation where the video game precludes the
movie, Lara Croft is one of the most recognizable video game gals
amongst non-gamers (in part, thanks to a certain pouty-lipped Angelina Jolie).
Lara is a british archeologist in search of ancient treasures, and her
path is oft littered with danger, in the form of bad guys and traps.
This ass-kicking intellect has been captivating males and females alike
since 1996, and in 2006, the Guinness World Book of Records named her
the "Most Successful Human Virtual Game Heroine."
3. Kasumi from the 14-part Dead or Alive series.
Kasumi
is the DOA series' leading lady -- a high-kicking, exotic runaway
Japanese ninja who's as lithe as she is feminine. Though she's only 17
(ew, pedobear alert) she's become an incredibly popular sex symbol in
gaming, not just for her killer curves and instinct, but for her
compassionate life outlook and burning desire to find her lost brother.
But watch yourself, gamer boy -- Kasumi may run around in barely-there
clothing, but she's still got her dignity. Back in 2004, game makers
Tecmo sued West Side for their 'naked Kasumi hack' for the PS2 version
of Dead or Alive 2, and won two million yen.
4. Morrigan Aensland from Darkstalkers series.
A
knockout Capcom creation, Morrigan is a sexy succubus that utlizes
magic and her wings to attack her opponents. Though she's not
Darkstalkers' main protagonist, she acts as somewhat of an alt-hero, and
is better recognized in popular culture due to her numerous appearances
outside the series (and her hot get-up, of course).
5. Taki from the Soul series.
The Soul
series has a weak base of characters (read: many are introduced and
then disposed of in later installments, rather than built upon) and even
a shabbier plotline (everyone is on a quest to destroy or obtain the
Soul Edge, an evil all-powerful blade, for some half-baked reason or
another ... whatever, time to fight!) but Taki is one of the memorable
few. The raven-haired ninja can be found in every installment of the
Soul series, trying to track down the blade to rid the world of it for
good. Though the she-warrior looses points for her obnoxious feral
battle cry, her crimson skin-tight body suit more makes up for the
damage.
Thursday 15 September 2011
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